“ROC Paper Scissors Tournament: The Battle of the Century (Kinda)”

Ever thought, “Hey, I’d be pretty good at competitive hand gestures?” Well, here’s your chance to prove it. Forget normal Thursdays – this is the ROC Paper Scissors Tournament, where hands go head-to-head for ultimate bragging rights.

What to Expect:

• $5 Entry (Because Glory’s Worth It) – or just show up with $10 at the door like a rockstar.
• Intense Hand Combat – Loosen those wrists, we’re throwing rock, paper, and scissors like our lives depend on it (they don’t).
• Ridiculous Prizes – Eternal glory for 1st place, some glory for 2nd, and a handshake for 3rd… maybe.

Be There or Forever Wonder: Can you really call yourself the best if you’ve never battled for the title of ROC’s Top Thrower?