ROC Paper Scissors Tournament: The Ultimate Battle of Hands!
Are your Thursday nights missing the thrill of… hand-to-hand combat? Tired of using your hands just for boring things like eating and holding stuff? It’s time to unleash their true potential in the most noble battle of our generation!
Dreamy Chick Energy and Marshall Street Bar & Grill have come together to answer the age-old question: Who can throw a hand sign better than anyone else in ROC? It’s rock! It’s paper! It’s scissors! And it’s… well, a lot more intense than you’d expect.
The Plan:
1. Sign Up (Like a Champ): Drop $5 in advance to reserve your spot or go rogue and pay $10 at the door. Either way, destiny awaits!
2. Train Those Hands: Loosen those wrists, stretch those fingers, and get ready to throw down with some intense rock-paper-scissors action.
3. Achieve Legendary Status: Winner gets the bragging rights to tell everyone, “Yeah, I’m the champion of a Rock Paper Scissors Tournament. No big deal.”
📅 Thursday, January 9th, 7 PM
📍 Marshall Street Bar & Grill
💵 Entry Fee: The Price of Glory ($5 pre-sale, $10 at the door)
The Stakes:
1st Place: Eternal glory and the title of ROC’s Rock Paper Scissors Champion.
2nd Place: Slightly less eternal glory but still brag-worthy.
3rd Place: A firm handshake from someone who probably washed their hands.
Reasons You CAN’T Miss This (In Case You Need Convincing):
•Your hands are getting bored. Let them live a little.
•This is the only tournament where “Throwing” is actually encouraged.
•You want to impress people with your “strategic hand gestures” skills.
The Real Question:
Do you have the courage… and the hand dexterity… to be Rochester’s Ultimate Throwdown Champion?